Talker is an ew-too style talker application for Microsoft Windows. This software was used by the "Amnesia House" talker from 1996 - 2009.


System Requirements


The files listed below and the contents of each archive are made available exclusively from the website. Please do not redistribute without permission.

Description Version Filename Size
Stable installer 0.998801 setuptalker.exe 726KB
Patch update 1.080403 526KB


  1. Download and execute the installer setuptalker.exe. It is recommended to run the installer as Administrator.
  2. This step is optional. Copy the contents of into the folder where you installed Talker, this is typically C:\Program Files (x86)\Talker
  3. Make any changes to the configuration using the "tray icon" app
  4. Start the talker using the "tray icon" or the Windows Service Control Manager (SCM).

If you have any problems, please feel free to get in touch.

Other bits

There are some extra things which might be made available, if they can be found...

  1. Help files written by Jarrel and Balsa
  2. PHP Website, see snapshot on the Wayback machine


Talker was coded by Geoffrey Swift and Mark Robson aka blimey and Slart.